The Horny Toad Guest House
About this apartment hotel
Located in Simpson Bay, this attractive apartment hotel for R 5,078 per night is a great option for your next break. The Horny Toad Guest House offers studios and apartments located right on the Caribbean Sea in Simpson Bay. The airport is a short 2-minute walk away.
Amenities
Air conditioner
Kitchen / Kitchenette
Internet / Wifi
Parking
Laundry
Balcony / Patio
Beachfront / Waterfront
Garden
Family friendly
Map of Simpson Bay
Reviews
4.8/5.0
Outstanding(133 Reviews)
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10.0
Great location on the beach, quiet and huge rooms. Felt like a proper getaway
10.0
Wonderful atmosphere. Loved the location. Everyone was so nice and helpful.
Not a big deal but did miss tv a little, especially if staying longer.
10.0
Management, other guests and location.
Liked it all.
10.0
The staff was extremely accommodating, and the beach was exceptional. We asked if we could drop bags early, and since our room was ready, we were able to put our bags in our room, and were able to check in early. Our flight the next day was later in the day, and they offered to let us hang at the hotel and beach until we were ready to catch our flight. There are lounge chairs just outside the rooms, which are 30 feet from the water. There are foot washes for each room to help keep sand out of rooms.
10.0
close to the airport and she took me
last minute.
9.0
I visited St. Maarten back in April and was lucky enough to find the Horny Toad Guest House. As I was traveling alone I was worried about safety and getting around. From the moment of my arrival, they met me at the gate to welcome me, helped me to my condo, and gave me all the info I would need for my stay. Everyone at the condos were so friendly and enjoyed happy hour in the evenings. The location was close enough to walk to the market and some restaurants. And anytime I needed a cab, they were always accommodating to call me one. The room is not fancy but has everything needed, and having the kitchen makes it so nice to keep a few groceries at hand. And the view from the balcony and the private beach area can't be beat, so peaceful with no crowds. My vacation was such a wonderful experience, and the Horny Toad played a big part of that.
9.0
great beachside location. compact but spacious.
nothing
8.0
cozy and right on the beach
New shower head
9.0
Wonderful hosts, fantastic location on the beach. Perfect guesthouse/inn vibe. Rooms not elegant but 100% perfect for our needs/price point. Quiet, lovely gardens, beautiful beach, relaxing & fun. Very accommodating hosts.
10.0
beachfront location, waves sound in the night
hard to find
10.0
If you are allergic to resorts look no further. This place is quiet, relaxing, well maintained, and to top it off has an amazing view with 8 large rooms directly on the beach. It's a little oasis in the hustle and bustle of St Maarten. Nice touches such as sunscreen by the BBQ, beach towels, mini library in your room, fresh flowers on the table and tons of storage for your swimsuits!
10.0
Peaceful location with view of the water and gorgeous sunrise and sunset. Comfortable and spacious room. Impeccably clean with everything I needed in the kitchen. Hostess and staff were super helpful and friendly.
nothing, everything was great!
10.0
The view from the room was unbeatable, and just a few meters from the shoreline. Nothing more relaxing than sleeping with the sound of waves.
The Kindness of the owner (Debbie) and staff (Cherry).
On the same Guesthouse beach, you can go snorkeling and see hundreds of fish, of a wide variety of species (French Angelfish, Sergeant Major, Smooth Trunkfish and Yellowtail Snapper, among others)
Margarita, Daisy and Betsy, The Horny Toad mascots, for helping us on our petting needs.
There are a lot of restaurants, supermarkets and shops nearby.
Nothing
10.0
The photos online don't do it justice! This place is beautiful and RIGHT ON THE BEACH! It was perfect. Great balcony to sit and have beers overlooking the bay! Close to the airport and most places we wanted to go! Friendly staff and awesome room - everything we wanted.
Didn't stay long enough!
10.0
Everything was so comfortable and cozy. Looking right out our door and seeing the ocean so near was a plus. The staff made sure we had everything that we needed.
I was sorry that we had only booked part of our stay at this resort. If I could have gotten out of the other condo and been able to stay here I would have done it in a minute
10.0
Everything! well equipped kitchen, fast wifi, parking in site, friendly staff, and location in front of the beach, and close to restaurants and stores.
Nothing.
10.0
The beautiful location with the lovely beach just steps away, the large room with an unbeatable view and the wonderful staff.
nothing
10.0
great location, great owners, you are right there on your own slice of beach, Simpson Bay and surrounding places, and the people you will meet will change your life!
it’s so nice that it won’t allow me to look anywhere else!!
10.0
Debbie, the proprietor, was outstanding. She went above and beyond to make sure our stay was perfect. The view was spectacular. The room was huge!
It would be better if it wasn’t so close to the airport. That being said, the place did have very good soundproofing.
10.0
The hosts, Debbie and Doug are amazing.
Attention to every detail. Small and intimate facility. The resident dog,
Margarita, and cat, Betsy made you feel like family. Very knowledgeable with all things island.
nothing
8.0
Great spot and nice people.
No privacy
8.0
Spacious, clean apartment, friendly hosts, unexpectedly quiet (given the location near the airport). Easy access to the beach, quite a few restaurants at walking distance.
The wifi could have been stronger.
10.0
Owners are a very friendly couple you get every help if you need. The location is perfect in every manner.
9.0
The owners were extremely friendly and helpful. Happy to let us have the unit when we had an early arrival. The view could not be beaten.
Noise from the airport but we were aware of the position.
10.0
If you are looking for all-inclusive, this is not for you. This is your own little place, immediately adjacent to the ocean. Buy some groceries locally, keep fresh in a wonderful well stocked kitchen, and choose when to just sit and relax looking out over the ocean and choose your own libation. This is peaceful rest! The evenings are breezy and the rhythm of waves on the beach will put you to sleep. Deb and Doug were perfect hosts. Knowledgeable and willing to help. Words cannot thoroughly express how I enjoyed my stay. My neighbors, fellow patrons, were friendly and always engaging in conversation. Proximity to the airport and Simpson Bay are ideal! I will definitely come to stay here again. Room #5 is my favorite. I step out onto the sand and marvel at the ocean view before me every morning!
Too short a time I spent there!
10.0
very attractive, lovely beach
10.0
Great kitchen. Easy parking. Helpful hosts and friendly housekeepers. 5:00 sunset happy hour. Very clean. No bugs. The shower is excellent. It is also within walking distance to a fun bar called Nowhere Special. It is also a quick drive to Carrefour where you can buy groceries and hooch since there is no restaurant or bar on site.
The beach and sand are beautiful. Though directly in front of the Horny Toad are some rocks underwater. You'll want to swim about 100 feet east of the Horny Toad to avoid them. Not a big deal though. We plan to return one day.
9.0
All the staff are extremely friendly and welcoming
The beds were not the most comfortable, a little too firm for our personal taste
FAQs
How much does this apartment hotel cost compared to others in Simpson Bay?
The average price for a rental in Simpson Bay is R 4,583 per night. This rental is R 495 above the average.
Is parking included with this apartment hotel?
Yes, parking is listed as an amenity at The Horny Toad Guest House. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.
Is there a pool at this apartment hotel?
We didn’t find pool listed as an amenity for this apartment hotel. It may be worth double checking if a pool is important for your stay.
Is The Horny Toad Guest House pet friendly?
Unfortunately, this apartment hotel is not pet-friendly. Try searching again and filter for "Pets Allowed"
What amenities are available at The Horny Toad Guest House?
We found 9 amenities for this rental. This includes air conditioner, kitchen / kitchenette, internet / wifi, parking, and laundry.
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