Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Stayed 10 years ago in a teeny room in the eaves waste of money so was sceptical this time. But, I was blown away with the room, same priceband but much bigger. Also high thread count linen makes a massive difference thank you.

Shower didn’t stay on wall had to hold not great.

Quirky. Central location. Great food

Rooms so dark!

Comfy bed, good location, lovely decor. Cocktails were great. Pool looked lovely too.

The staff were lovely, the bed the best in the last 24 I have slept in while travelling and the village it was in was beautiful.

The fact I am an older woman with mobility issues. ( I dont like that! ) I think something went wrong with my list of requirements being, ground floor or lift, private room with shower and car parking. Car parking was perfect, on the road at the door. The shower was, well, a stunning, black marble bathroom, no door or shower curtain and a black toilet and huge shower head, so shower, yes great. Trouble was, the stairs, and the fact the stunning room would have been amazing if I was a lot younger and travelling with a partner, (the mirrored ceiling) but for me I couldnt see much (very dim lights and black padded/quilted walls) beautiful drapes (laying on floor looking divine but tripping material), bed (best comfort so far) had a huge padded ridge? around it and I had to leap? onto it. Found the plug to charge phone beside head when I had "leapt" in, as I think others under small ledge below coffee machine? I did say to checkout, excellent for a sneaky weekend, a honeymoon, a sexy meeting even, but please dont ever let it to someone like me again as it was an accident waiting to happen, particually dropping my suitcase down the stairs one at a time. It seems the rooms are all decorated in different themes :)