Breakfast was excellent, country style eggs. The pool was great. The staff is excellent.

Nothing Really.

The breakfast was excellent and on time.

Nothing really. Everything was on point.

The only good thing about this place was leaving. The owner responded to all Booking.com messages in a very rude manner ("I don't know why you need a fan. Oh well.") The messages all said to talk to a host, which I thought I was. But apparently some mysterious lady named Charlemagne was the host and I never saw her. They do offer free breakfast... your choice of spaghetti or salted fish. Yuck.

*** NO INTERNET AS ADVERTISED, SO I CAN NOT DO THE WORK THAT I BROUGHT WITH ME!!! *** The wifi and tv went out sometime at night and I was left stranded until some kid magically appeared and said it works, and it magically did after a wasted day of no work online. 1- Out of the 3 stoves, only one works. 3 stoves is a little overkill. 2- The refrigerator barely chills. I was told it may have been off before ny arrival, but at the same time the owner said he just had a 22 day guest. Which lie is true? 3- There was a foul odor in the place all the first day until I found that there was a microwave in a back bedroom (that looked like someone was living there with the staff going in and out of that hallway) and there was a bowl of foul looking food with bugs. I placed this outdoors and the place still stank for hours. 4- Speaking of microwaves, the one in the kitchen does not work. It turns on, it "runs", but it does not produce any heat. I put a bowl of corn i. It and set forb6 minutes and ut was still room temperature. 4b- And there was a backed up kitchen sink that took awhile to srain. The toaster and stovetop worked fine. 5- There are lizards on the ceiling and more flies inside than I have ever experienced in any country. Possibly due to the fact that there were many windows and openings throughout, and no ceiling... just 2x8s with plywood on top. And mosquitos all night. And teeny tiny ants covering all kitchen counters all day and night. Icky! 6- There are no fans or air conditioning (except 11pm-7am in ONE bedroom), so I was sweating balls in the living room all day. 7- At night, there is no lighting indoors except a couple of motion sensor lights in the kitchen. There is no way to turn on the single light bulb on the wall in the living room so it is utter darkness inside unless you stay the whole time in the bedroom. 8- There is no remote for the Sony TV in the bedroom, nor for the overhead fan.