Welcome to Nowhere! Joshua Tree's luxury spa home, situated in the middle of nowhere (yet only a 5 minute drive to downtown Joshua Tree). As the sun rises, indulge in your outdoor hot tub & cowboy pool. As the night comes, journey to space in the stargazing/meditation dome (It's a celestial observatory like no other), followed by a movie night in your own private theater before heading to sleep in your Tulum styled villa.



★★What Our Guests Love ★★

- Peaceful private high-desert retreat in Joshua Tree


-Theater room with a large screen for movie nights

- One bedroom with a king-size bed

-One bedroom with two queen-size beds


- Hot tub for soaking under the desert sky

- Cowboy pool for cooling off and enjoying the desert vibe

- Sauna and cold plunge experience for a wellness-style getaway

- Spacious outdoor deck areas for relaxing, lounging, and stargazing

- Unique dome area for photos, relaxing, and enjoying the Joshua Tree atmosphere

- Beautiful open-desert surroundings with wide skies and sunset views

- Outdoor seating areas for coffee, conversation, and evening hangouts

- Close to Joshua Tree dining, coffee shops, grocery options, and local attractions

- Great for couples, families, friends, wellness trips, and peaceful desert escapes

- Easy self check-in with keypad entry

- Perfect place to disconnect, recharge, and enjoy the magic of the desert

★★ Bedrooms ★★

The home includes comfortable sleeping spaces for a relaxing desert stay.

✔ Bedroom 1: King-size bed


✔ Bedroom 2: Two queen-size beds


✔ Fresh linens provided


✔ Comfortable setup for couples, families, or a small group getaway



★★ Theater Room ★★

Enjoy a cozy movie night after a day of exploring Joshua Tree.

✔ Theater room with a large screen


✔ Great for movies, shows, sports, or relaxing with the group


✔ Perfect indoor hangout space after sunset



★★ Nearby Dining & Grocery Options ★★

The property is conveniently located near popular Joshua Tree dining, coffee, and grocery options.

Nearby dining and quick-bite options include:

✔ Crossroads Cafe — casual breakfast, lunch, and dinner spot ~ 2.8 Miles 


✔ JT Country Kitchen — local breakfast and brunch favorite ~ 2.8 Miles 


✔ Roadrunner Grab+Go — sandwiches, salads, coffee, and picnic-style food ~ 2.8 Miles 


✔ Joshua Tree Saloon — casual lunch, dinner, and drinks ~ 2.6 Miles

Nearby grocery and supply options include:

✔ Joshua Tree Health Foods — local health-food and specialty grocery option ~ 2.8 Miles 


✔ Sam’s Market — nearby grocery basics ~ 3.2 Miles 


✔ Vons in Yucca Valley — full grocery run option ~ 8.2 Miles


✔ Stater Bros. Markets in Yucca Valley — full grocery run option ~ 8 Miles


✔ Walmart Supercenter in Yucca Valley — groceries, supplies, and general essentials ~ 6.9 Miles

We recommend checking hours before heading out, especially during holidays or late evenings. For larger grocery runs, guests may prefer stopping in Yucca Valley before arriving at the property.

★★ Location ★★

The property is located in Joshua Tree, offering a peaceful desert setting while still being a convenient drive to local restaurants, cafes, groceries, shops, and outdoor attractions.

Nearby highlights include:

- Joshua Tree National Park


- Joshua Tree Village


- Local coffee shops and restaurants


- Grocery and supply options in Joshua Tree and Yucca Valley


- Art galleries, vintage stores, and desert attractions


- Stargazing and scenic desert drives

★★ Features ★★

⦿ Quiet and secluded location with neighbors spaced far apart — perfect for enjoying the peace and quiet of the desert
⦿ Fully fenced backyard with stargazing dome, cowboy pool, yoga deck, hot tub, propane fire pit, hammocks, ice bath / cold plunge, outdoor dining, and more
⦿ Tulum-style desert villa with two bedrooms, one bathroom, plus an additional stargazing dome and private indoor cinema

⦿ Space heaters are located in the patio area to help keep guests warm on colder nights

⦿ Fast Wi-Fi with Starlink installed

⦿ Fully equipped kitchen for preparing meals during your stay

⦿ Plenty of parking available — comfortably enough space for up to 3 cars

⦿ Dog-friendly with a $100 pet fee per dog. Dogs only; cats are not allowed

★★ Things To Keep In Mind ★★

⦿ Sound travels far in the open desert landscape, so please be mindful of noise, especially at night
⦿ The desert can experience periods of higher winds during your stay


⦿ This is a natural desert environment, so you may occasionally see dust, insects, or wildlife outdoors
⦿ Please keep doors and windows closed to prevent unwanted critters from entering the home


⦿ Cowboy pools are unavailable from November through March

★★ Important Notes ★★

Parties and large gatherings are strictly prohibited at this property. We prioritize the safety, comfort, and enjoyment of our guests, as well as the peace of our neighbors. Please respect this policy throughout your stay.

The supply closet is not accessible to guests.

The hot tub and cowboy pool are typically serviced before guest arrival. Since the property is located in the open desert, some dust, leaves, or tiny insects may naturally get in when the covers are opened or during use. We do our best to keep everything clean and guest-ready, but a small amount of natural desert debris can occasionally occur.