Spoonbill Manor sits squarely in the middle of the hill country of Warsaw. You will find quick access to the water, newly added boat parking, good eats, marinas, antique and gift shops and beautiful views. In the manor, we have plenty of comfy furniture and a front patio with firepit, perfect for telling stories of the one that got away.

We invite furry friends, just not too, too many and crated when left alone please. All floors are vinyl so cleanup is nice and easy.

Hot cocoa and coffee are on the house, and we have a fish fryer for battering up the day's catch. There's candy for the kids (and the adults, too).

We have a washer & dryer available with soap provided. Also an Xbox in the master bedroom and kids toys in the second bedroom. The full size bed in the 2nd bedroom is a Sleep Number, too. Plus, there's an air conditioner and independent heat thermostat in each bedroom for perfect comfort control.

Spoonbill (paddlefish), crappie, carp, deer, goose and quail are just some of the game you will find in the Warsaw countryside. And you can't complain about a lack of fish or foul when you're smack dab in the middle of the Ozarks with plenty of water and free Corps of Engineers hunting land nearby.

And just so you know, we have security cameras on the exterior of the house, both front, back and sides. They are positioned to see the driveway, the front and backyard and the woods. They are not able to see into any windows. They are there for safety records only. They are not actively monitored. The footage is deleted on a rolling basis.

If you've read this far, you're in danger of missing out. Book already! Come on!