Well...the beds were semi-comfortable, the water heater was spectacular, and the fireplace was great to keep the place warm.

Everything else, let me run the list: - All the bedrooms had no lightbulbs, where the only lighting was supplied through bedside lamps. - It took us three days to figure out the temperature control because it was impossible to find thermostat, and which ones correlated to which rooms. - There was ZERO room in the kitchen cupboards for any of our own food. A shelf as a pantry would have been fantastic because we had no room to store anything, - The "storage locker" included to store our skis were full of the original owner's stuff, so we couldn't store/dry our skis in there. - No closet space. All the bedroom closets were full of the owner's clothes, storage crap, and cleaning supplied. Have one designated for all of the owner's stuff, and leave it outside the listing. Don't advertise a storage locker and all this space only to have it 80% filled with a bunch of crap. - We found 4 or 5 stinkbugs during our stay. The staff asked us if we wanted them to remove it for us. IT SHOULD NOT BE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE! If we're paying $480 USD per night, we expect top-notch accommodation. To have something below the standards of a Motel 6 is completely unacceptable. If we hear that anyone is booked there, we will actively tell them to cancel and get a refund, because this place is NOT worth a fifth of what they charged,