Wasn't a beach house - can't see the sea. Once you make your way past the fly paper hanging off the trees like Christmas baubles, you can just about hear crashing waves. Extremely tired decor, unless you happen to be into prison cells. A loo/bathroom which looked like it had been used very extensively for at least 30 years. Towels not changed/bins not emptied. A bar of soap might have been a good idea. If you had the audacity to want lighting in the kitchen then the switch can be found conveniently located behind the fridge. Simple/basic doesn't have to mean bare and uninviting. I'm not surprised we weren't met, in spite of being told we were going to be. We moved out on day 2.