Everything. There were five of us and we had an absolutely fabulous visit to Tilba and the Sapphire Coast and the Valley House had much to do with it (the fabulous weather helped to). John, our host, met us and bent over backwards to ensure we had a good visit. The house is spacious, very thoughtfully laid out and very comfortable. The beds were very comfortable. The kitchen was very well appointed and had a great pantry that John encouraged us to use. The bathrooms were also well set up. The house is surrounded by a lovely well-tended garden. There was chicken coop (John told us to help ourselves to any eggs) and views across the gully to his little flock of sheep who grazed contentedly. It was a pleasant five minute walk up a private drive to get to the pleasures of Central Tilba (which includes the Sweetwater Smokehouse and the terrific Hotel Dromedary, both of which serve great meals). As they say in the classics, do yourself a favour, grab a crew of friends, book the Valley House and have a marvellous holiday on the Sapphire Coast.

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