I’m struggling to find one thing.

This 1970s vintage house is in desperate need of cleaning and an update. The upstairs bathroom has a moldy shower, ceiling and cabinetry that is tired and dirty. Dishes in the cabinets still had remnants of someone’s last meal on them. The appliances are newer, but they were filthy on the outside. The furniture is stained and worn. Many of the outlets won’t hold a plug. Bikes were in various states of disrepair and not one of the 3 pumps worked. Tiles on the front porch are dangerously loose (& slick) and many are missing, which is the first impression as you arrive (+ the ashcan for cigarettes). I wish the posted reviews had been current/honest so that we could have spent our vacation more comfortably, elsewhere.