It's says it all in the other colom......

Our stay was not good at all, I have been trying to contact the owner for 3 months on booking and he did not answer anything on there and when we finally arrived to the apartment we called and he didn't answer then a man just ran toward us and yelled HEY YOU so we were kinda freaked out. After he introduced himself he went to show us the apartment he said watch your steps they are really tight and small, so I was taking my bag up the stairs and nearly fell it's was in that moment he said, here I'll take your bag after that I got my balance back and he showed us the apartment and I gotta say that This apartment was not what we were promised (it was falsly advertised, there is no patio and not the photos we where looking at on booking). He said there is a free wifi and the TV works guess what none of it works the wifi was out and the only thing we got was radio in the TV. He talked to us about his job and that he can not help us if there was something wrong with the apartment during the day, but his wife that speaks no English can help us out and me and my girlfriend don't speak German. He left and we looked around the apartment and there was dirt on the cupboards in the bathroom and in the kitchen. The dishes were dirty and there was no toilet paper in the bathroom. I went to go to the toilet and I had to pee in a limbo style position cause the ceiling was in a 45 degree angle. When we came to germany it was 25°c and no Air conditioning in the apartment so we had to spend our first night in a sweatlodge which was not nice, the sheets on the bed were super uncomfortable and the pillows were just complete crap, we took the sheets of the duvet cause IT WAS 25°c. It is also like they have just never cleaned anywhere there are spiderwebs everywere, huge ass spiders in the Windows and the sofa is just deteriorating.

The size of the property and the area it was in was excellent. The fact that the owner of the property lived there too was ideal.