Welcome to On The Rocks – Where Comfort Meets Chaos (the fun kind)

Just 2 miles from the water (aka where all the fun happens), our 1,650 sq. ft. hideaway is the perfect combo of woodsy peace and “OMG this place has a hot tub!” vibes. Bring the whole crew—friends, family, that one cousin who never unpacks—we’ve got room.

Got pets? Bring ’em! Just add them to your reservation (we love them, but our cleaners don’t want surprise furballs).

Winter guests: Between December and April, you’ll want a 4WD or AWD vehicle unless you’re into slipping and sliding for sport.


Bedrooms Breakdown:
• Master Suite: King bed, smart TV, and a closet inside the bathroom cabinets (yes, it’s weird, yes, it works).
• Guest Room 1: Queen bed, smart TV, good vibes.
• Guest Room 2: Double bunk + trundle = sleeps 5 humans or 47 children (estimated).



Kitchen Shenanigans:
• Island with seating for 4 hungry snackers
• Dining table for 8 dramatic family dinners
• Keurig for caffeine emergencies (pods included, you’re welcome)


Living Room Life:
• 2 couches and a double recliner (dibs on the good seat)
• Smart TV for bingeing whatever show you’re lying about having already seen
• 400 Mbps WiFi—so fast it practically does your taxes


Outside Things:
• Huge yard for frolicking or epic dog walking
• Fire pit for s’mores or intense ghost stories
• 6-person hot tub (or 8 if you’re very, very close friends)
• Pull-down privacy screen—because no one needs an accidental neighbor sighting
• Picnic table, grill, patio furniture, parking for your whole caravan


Bonus! We provide the linens, towels, blankets, and even a washer/dryer—so you can pack like a minimalist (or just re-wear the same hoodie all weekend).

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On The Rocks: Come for the comfort. Stay because you forgot what day it is.