Cute as HELL!
Northend Tacoma 2-bedroom Suite

Most short term rental ads never talk about their bed or mattress quality. Don’t risk staying somewhere that has inferior, uncomfortable old mattresses and linens or old used up towels and washcloths that should’ve been replaced years ago. At Cute as HELL!, we take pride in providing our guests with an outstanding experience.

We’ve invested heavily in:

A Split King Size Adjustable Nectar Premier Hybrid Mattress in the King Room, what many are calling the best mattress on the market. Raise or lower your head and feet to your preference, giving you the optimal position for watching T.V., reading, and getting the best possible night’s sleep anywhere. Hybrid Mattress means coils and memory foam come together in one design to deliver the best of both worlds in comfort and support. Check out the layered description and graphic to see why this mattress delivers the best possible sleep.

Get a spa experience without the huge spa price: our high-end, Relaxe Shiatsu Massage Chair. Whether you are traveling for business or fun, a full day on your feet or out on the town can tire a person out! Rejuvenate in complete privacy with our new Relaxe Shiatsu Massage Chair. It is generally considered to be one of the best massage chairs on the market. Try it out and see why people say it is every bit as good as a professional human massage!


Additionally, you get:

Quality & Privacy
• This is NOT a shared space. You have your own private 2 bedroom(s), entrance, and bathroom.
• A New Roku Pro Smart TV in the King Room. Access all your favorite Stream accounts directly from the TV or your device.
• Mini ‘fridge and microwave.
• Fully stocked coffee bar & Keurig coffee maker.
• Complimentary bottled water.
• Fresh ice in the ‘fridge’s freezer.
• Your linens and towels are always freshly washed, and we swap them out for new ones annually, so you’ll always know you’re sleeping on the freshest sheets, blankets, and pillows possible.

Location: When you stay at Cute as HELL! there is always fun to be had—and it starts just a few blocks from your door!
• This home is blocks from the city's waterfront and a plethora of fine and casual dining options like the Ram, Harbor Lights, Lobster Shop, The Spar, Katie Down’s Waterfront Tavern, Woven Seafood & Chophouse, Duke’s Seafood, Copper & Salt Northwest Kitchen, and many more. A longer hike or short drive takes you to the majestic, wooded, Point Defiance Park, one of the largest urban parks in the country. Point Defiance has miles and miles of wooded trails and beaches for great day hiking and exploration.
• You’re walking distance or a short drive to the new Point Ruston Shopping Center offering panoramic views of Commencement Bay, Mt. Rainier, and the Olympic Mountains.
• Point Ruston boasts an ice-skating rink in the winter and a kid-friendly spray park to beat the heat in the summer (please check their website for exact dates and availability), a wide variety of dining options, boutique shops, an outdoor amphitheater showcasing both local and national acts, a movie theatre, a connecting trail and skybridge to Point Defiance Park, and over 50 acres of open public space throughout.
• At the Point Defiance Ferry Terminal, you can grab a quick 25-minute ferry ride to Vashon Island and experience a relaxed, scenic island getaway with abundant outdoor activities like hiking, biking, kayaking, and exploring beaches, all while enjoying the local art scene, farm-to-table dining, shopping, and a strong community vibe.
• And you are just a short drive to attractions and events like the Tacoma Art Museum, world famous Museum of Glass, Pantages Theatre, the Tacoma Dome, and much more!

This is your time. Choose to make it as special and comfortable as possible, and choose Cute as HELL! for your next destination.