The Oyster Smack

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8.4Excellent

(150 Ratings)

"Great location, good size de luxe room Very clean"

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8.4 / 10

Excellent(150 Ratings)

Hotel in Maldon District

4-Star Hotel

Reasons to book

Guests love it hereGuests give this property a top rating

Great for petsBring all your friends and family, even the furry ones

High-end valueWell priced for this area

About this hotel

Just yards from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn has an on-site bar, free Wi-Fi and free parking. It dates back to the 1800s, and is known for its fantastic food.

Amenities

Free WiFi/internet

Free Parking

Non-smoking

Pets allowed

Heating

Bar

WiFi/Internet

Family friendly

Contactless check-in/out

Fire alarm

Fire extinguisher

Cleaning products

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Ratings and reviews

8.4 / 10

Excellent(150 Ratings)

100% verified reviews

9 / 10Outstanding·Nov 2026

Great location. Very clean and comfortable room. Great restaurant.

More breakfast choice.

8 / 10Excellent·Sep 2026

Good location

Not a lot of parking

9 / 10Outstanding·Sep 2026

Lovely and clean

6 / 10Average·Aug 2026

Great staff- really friendly and accommodating

We stayed at a very hot time and had to have the windows open, fan was rattling, road was surprisingly noisy all night, light for the hotel was right next to the window, airplanes going over. Air con would have solved all this.Handles on doors were all loose, shower seems to have a leak.

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FAQs

Is parking included with this hotel?

Parking is not specified as an available amenity at The Oyster Smack. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.

Is there a pool at this hotel?

We didn’t find pool listed as an amenity for this hotel. It may be worth double checking if a pool is important for your stay.

Is The Oyster Smack pet friendly?

Yes! This hotel is pet-friendly. For more information, we recommend contacting the booking provider about animal policies.

What amenities are available at The Oyster Smack?

We found 12 amenities for this rental. This includes free wifi/internet, free parking, non-smoking, pets allowed, and heating.

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