Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One)

Beach nearby, sun loungers
4 bedrooms, desk, iron/ironing board, free WiFi
Smart TV, toys, books, stereo
Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Combined shower/tub, hair dryer, soap, toilet paper

About this house rental

Nestled in Surf City, this charming house for $383 per night is a great choice for your next trip. Watch the ocean from 2 separate decks, a bedroom, dinner table, you name it! This home has 3 bedrooms with their own full bathroom. All bedrooms do have TVs (either smart TVs, or with Amazon Fire sticks), that come with access to Paramount Plus and Disney Plus. However we do suggest spending your time on the decks watching the ocean, out at the park or pool with the young kids, or at the beach! There is a smaller living room on the first floor, a bigger main living room on the second, along with a loft area that acts as both a 4th bedroom, as well as a kids' play area! Bdrm 1: Queen Bed Bdrm 2: F/F bunk bed (twin trundle) Bdrm 3: King Bed Loft (Bdrm 4): F/F/F custom bunks, couch that pulls out to small bed 1st Living Area: Queen Sleeper Sofa 2nd Living Area: Couch The space You enter the home into the downstairs living room with a queen sleeper sofa and two master bedroom suites flanking it. In this lounge area, you will find a mini library as well as access to the ocean side deck. A sliding glass door takes you to the outdoor deck with an ocean view. The oceanfront bedroom has a queen bed and its own private bath/shower. This bedroom also has a desk if you'd like to get a little work done. There is an additional downstairs bedroom with a F/F bunk bed with a twin trundle, and also with its own private bath/shower. The ocean facing bedroom has a closet, but both have a dresser. Continuing upstairs brings you past the laundry area at the landing with a recently updated washer/dryer. Up to the second floor you will enter the kitchen and living area. The kitchen comes with stainless appliances, granite counter tops and island, and solid maple cabinets. From the open concept living space, guests will enjoy a gorgeous ocean view from the many windows. A large dining area is set off to the side of the kitchen for plenty of seating (8). Enjoy the ocean views while having your dinner! The living room provides loads of natural light from the large windows extending into the cathedral ceilings. Access to the oceanfront deck is provided through the door in the living room. There is a master suite off this area, with a king bed and jetted bath tub/shower. This room also includes a dresser, and closet. This bedroom also has an adjustable height desk for use as a workstation. If you wish to use the jets, ensure the water is up above the jets/filters, and then you need to turn on the switch at the bedroom entry then press the button on ledge of the tub. Use at your own risk! On the landing to the third floor is a small half bath leading up to the bedroom loft which boasts a custom built triple bunk built into the walls (F/F/F). This also has a new couch, that pulls out to make a small bed. It's a lovely play area for the kids, or anyone that wants a little more separation and to get away from the rest of the group! This loft also has a 32" TV which has an Amazon Fire Stick to log onto applications for streaming etc. As of 03/31/2023, the pool is scheduled to open 04/15/2023 and then close for the season 10/31/2023. ** Due to COVID-19: Additional restrictions or unexpected closures may occur per HOA. ** Don’t forget your linens! By default, linens are not provided during your stay. You are welcome to bring your own linens, or we have linens/towels that you may rent from us, or we can offer a 3rd party linens rental service. If you rent from us, not only should it be cheaper than using a 3rd party, but we will also MAKE the beds for you! I don't know if there's anything worse than having to spend the first bit of your vacation making beds, after the long drive in getting there. $25 increased cleaning fee (flat). $13/11/10/8 for sheets (K/Q/F/T, respectively) $2 for each bath towel $1 for each hand towel/washcloth Pets are allowed, however it comes with increased pricing. We recommend you get renters insurance Cleaning fee is $25 more (flat fee, but subject to further increase if the cleaners go in to clean and see severe mess/hair etc) Refundable deposit increased by $250 Additional $15 per night for first pet, $10 for second. Other things to note We leave beach/pool items in the closet for their free use by our guests. With that said, these items may have been taken, broken, or otherwise not useable. Please use at your own risk. This beach inventory was done on Sept 7, 2021, and the following items were there. 5 boogie boards in 2 sizes, 2 don't have the wrist wrap thing. 2 2.5 ft * 6 bamboo sand mat (1 very near end of its useful life) 1 3 * 8 (just eyeballing them, so approximate sizes) 2 one pole umbrella 1 3 section beach chair/recliner 4 run of mill cheaper style beach chairs 1 nicer tommy bahama beach chair 2 beach balls 1 puddle jumper swimmy. I think it says 30-50 lb. 7 pool noodles 1 baby seat float thing (with a shade) 1 Pool donut float 1 pool float couch thing Then assorted beach toys (shovel, bucket, frisbee, etc)

Amenities

Pool
Air conditioner
Pets allowed
Kitchen / Kitchenette
Internet / Wifi
Parking
Laundry
Balcony / Patio
Dishwasher
TV
Family friendly

Map of Surf City, NC

Reviews

5.0/5.0
Outstanding(27 Reviews)
5.0
Dec 2023
The location was great as it was very close to the beach, a playground, and right across from a couple of bars and a convenience store. The beach was clean, no garbage, and the fishermen there were very friendly. Extra parking for guests was in a lot by the playground. The unit had beach chairs, sand toys, and everything you need for a fun day at the beach!
5.0
Oct 2023
Clean property and a short distance to beach!
5.0
Oct 2023
It was the best time with our extended family. Three levels divided up with plenty of space. A downside is a lot of stairs if you have someone that can’t do them. On the other hand tons of gates built in to all floors for small children or pets. Great area that has a swimming pool right outside and a playground across the street, with a lending library. The beach is so nice, my biggest complaint is the sand was too fluffy! Lol. Tons of sea glass near there. The trailer bar is on the other side of the street and was perfectly fine and the music was nice to hear. Not too loud. Rent a golf cart in advance and drive around the island. A bit of confusion on the parking situation. Only two cars go underneath and there is other parking spaces near the apt but you may not see them. If you park across the street in the Public lot overnight, you will be fined. They drive around daily and check. So if you have multiple cars, you may have to do some switching around. Overall it’s the best place to bring multigenerational family members. Thank you to Dan and family for sharing this great vacation home.
5.0
Sep 2023
The ladies had a great time!! Property owner was great in communication.
5.0
Aug 2023
The property was clean, as advertised, and located very close to beach. Bonus Surprise - the homeowners had tons of games, toys( for house and beach), even outdoor speakers for us to use! Owners had extra batteries and various tools to fix all those small things - like a battery on a door lock. Sure, we could have had them come do it - but it takes 2 seconds and done - especially with homeowners who have the supplies on hand! The neighborhood was our next surprise! The neighbors themselves ( actual owners staying while we were there) offered additional parking spaces, food recommendations, even played catch with the kids. It is a bit of a walk to food and classic shops - but we enjoyed it. The trailer bar was of no interruption and we liked the music outside. Dog Surprises.....The local street department workers offered our dog a treat each morning when we would pass on our walk! several local shops are not just dog friendly - they encourage and treat the dogs that come in. So incredibly "dog friendly" neighborhood. We even had a police officer actually get out of his car to come get some dog pets in! great home, owners, communication, and community.
5.0
Jun 2023
Had searched for quite a while seeking perfect beach location to gather Kids and Grandkids and dog(s) from throughout the northeast and due to life-on-life terms could never settle on a booking until 2 weeks prior to agreed vacation week. We stumbled on this booking as a last-minute opportunity. What a lucky find. The property is ideal for anyone who likes to be at the beach, on the beach, for the beach! Short walk from the door to beach access. The description understates the roominess, cleanliness and convenience of the layout for family to gather together or find some peace and quiet. My 4 and 7 yo grandkids loved the activity area in the loft. The amenities were as described and made the stay more enjoyable. We had a group of 6 young adults, two kids, two Grandparents and two dogs. We were all comfortable. The only information I would add, and we were warned, there are stairs so know that - nothing our crew could not manage. Our first time to Top Sail / Surf City area and it far exceeded the family beach expectations we were hoping to find. The value for rental price was fantastic considering last minute arrangements. Did I mention the short stroll to the beach? Grandkids carried their own stuff! Host Dan was friendly and easy to communicate with... responded immediately to questions and needs we sent. We brought our own linens/towels and only needed to grocery shop... everything else was already there. Our only regret was we only had one week. We would book again!
5.0
Jun 2023
We enjoyed our stay and the Host was very accommodating.
5.0
Jun 2023
Beautiful home! We loved that each bedroom had its own bathroom. The kitchen was well stocked for preparing food for a large family. The view from the dining table and main living room was wonderful! We would have liked a few more dish clothes. If anyone has issues with old knees, there are quite a few steps. The location was great- very very short walk to the beach and convenient to local restaurants and attractions. We were happy there was a pool to relax in too. Overall we could not have asked for a better place to stay while making memories!!!

FAQs

How much does this house cost compared to others in Surf City?

The average price for a rental in Surf City is $300 per night. This rental is $83 above the average.

Is parking included with this house?

Yes, parking is listed as an amenity at Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One). For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.

Is there a pool at this house?

Yes, a swimming pool is available for use at Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One). Enjoy the water!

Is Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One) pet friendly?

Yes! This house is pet-friendly. For more information, we recommend contacting the booking provider about animal policies.

What amenities are available at Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One)?

We found 11 amenities for this rental. This includes pool, air conditioner, pets allowed, kitchen / kitchenette, and internet / wifi.

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