The upper floors of an old Portland house with the original woodwork and enough bedrooms for a wedding party, a work retreat or three families who like each other.

Main floor: the living room with a 65" TV, the kitchen with a farmhouse table and the washer and dryer, one queen bedroom, one bedroom with a queen-over-queen bunk, and the bathroom.

Upstairs: three bedrooms, each with a queen bed.

Every room has a wall-mounted mini-split remote. Backyard with a table and chairs.

The upper unit is yours. The lockbox is to the left of the garage door and the code arrives by message before you arrive. Bags can be dropped from noon. The apartment below has its own entrance and its own guests.

Check-in is self-guided, so you can arrive on your own schedule. I'm a message away whenever you need anything during your stay.

The house sits a block off Division, where the restaurant strip starts a minute away and runs east past Salt & Straw. Hawthorne is a short walk north, with the Hawthorne Theatre nine minutes away for shows, and Clinton Street's cafes 10 minutes south. Mt Tabor's trails and reservoirs are 30 minutes on foot or 8 by car. Downtown is 15 minutes by car or 20 by the bus on Division.

One car can park in the driveway, in the left-hand spot only, leaving the rest clear for the lower unit's access. The driveway is narrow and the road is busy, so many guests park on the side streets instead, which are free and unrestricted.

Bus 4 on Division and 75 on Chavez run downtown. PDX airport is about 20 minutes by car.

One bathroom for up to 12 people. The house faces Cesar Chavez Boulevard, a main road, so the front rooms hear some traffic. Towels are provided, washcloths aren't.

The neighbors know this house. A party gets reported and shut down, and the reservation ends on the spot.