'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w\/ River View!
About this condo rental
Nestled in Astoria, this attractive condo for $262 per night is a fantastic option for your next trip. Enjoy the ultimate Oregon experience with a stay at this Astoria vacation rental! Located in 'The Astoria Painted Lady,' this one-of-a-kind apartment unit offers 2 beds, 2.5 bathrooms, a unique interior and an unbeatable location. Vibrant colors welcome you to the Victorian-style house, situated atop a picturesque hill overlooking the tranquil waters of the Columbia River. Spend an afternoon sipping fresh coffee on the porch or head out to explore the shore and venture around downtown Astoria! -- THE PROPERTY -- Dogs Welcome | Private Viewing Porch | Across from Columbia River ‘The Astoria Painted Lady’ will serve as an idyllic and memorable home base for couples, close friends, and small families as they explore the oldest settlement west of the Rocky Mountains! Bedroom 1: Queen Bed | Bedroom 2: Queen Bed | Library: Full Sleeper Sofa OUTDOORS: Spacious covered porch, large side yard, outdoor seating, forested hillside surroundings, Columbia River views, vibrant colors & Victorian architecture KITCHEN: Fully equipped, cooking essentials, dishware & glassware, coffee maker, toaster, microwave, stove/oven, fridge, dishwasher, 6-seat wooden dining table INDOORS: Large picture windows, tasteful decor, TV w/ DVD player & movie collection, well-stocked library, board games, 2 en-suite bathrooms GENERAL: Free WiFi, central heating, complimentary toiletries, hair dryer, keyless entry, self check-in FAQ: No A/C, 2 exterior security cameras ACESSIBILITY: Single-story apartment, exterior staircase required to enter, steep interior stairs required to access the unit PARKING: Driveway (2-3 vehicles), free street parking *NOTE: A long-term tenant resides in the lower level unit of this building* -- THE LOCATION -- DOWNTOWN: Restaurants, coffee shops, art galleries, antique & specialty shops, East Mooring Basin Boat Ramp (0.8 mies), Astoria Riverwalk (1.1 miles), The Astoria Column (2.1 miles), Astoria-Megler Bridge (5.1 miles), Columbia River Maritime Museum (1.5 miles) HISTORIC SITES: Lewis and Clark National Historical Park (7.0 miles), Fort Clatsop State Park (7.0 miles), Fort Columbia Historical State Park (9.7 miles), Fort Stevens State Park (10.1 miles) GET OUTSIDE: Cathedral Tree Trailhead (0.3 miles), Alderbrook Park (1.4 miles), Shivley Park (1.8 miles), Saddle Mountain Trailhead (27.6 miles), Ecola State Park (28.1 miles) ON THE COAST: Sunset Beach Recreation Site (13.0 miles), Del Ray Beach State Recreation Site (15.9 miles), Waikiki Beach (20.6 miles), Long Beach Boardwalk (20.8 miles) NEARBY TOWNS: Seaside (18.1 miles), Cannon Beach (26.8 miles), Cathlamet (49.9 miles) AIRPORT: Portland International Airport (96.1 miles) -- REST EASY WITH US -- Evolve makes it easy to find and book properties you’ll never want to leave. You can relax knowing that our properties will always be ready for you and that we’ll answer the phone 24/7. Even better, if anything is off about your stay, we’ll make it right. You can count on our homes and our people to make you feel welcome--because we know what vacation means to you. -- POLICIES -- - No smoking of any kind inside our home, on the front porch, and in most of the yard. Please confine your smoking to the area around the mailbox - Dog friendly with fee (maximum 1 dog allowed, 80-pound weight limit, no cats allowed) - No events, parties or large gatherings - Must be at least 25 years old to book - Additional fees and taxes may apply - Photo ID may be required upon check-in - NOTE: This property may not be suitable for small children - NOTE: A long term tenant resides in the lower level unit. Please be respectful of them and observe the quiet hours noted above - NOTE: The backyard is not available as it is only available for the long term tenant on the first floor - NOTE: The maximum occupancy is 6 people (includes daytime and nighttime guests). Exceeding the maximum occupancy will not be permitted, and can result in fines or eviction - NOTE: This single-story apartment requires the use of an exterior staircase to enter and steep interior stairs to access the unit - NOTE: This property does not offer air conditioning - NOTE: Your safety matters. This property features 2 exterior security cameras. Camera 1 is at the front door and faces the front entrance, and camera 2 is at the side door facing the side entryway and porch. The cameras are outward facing and do not look into interior spaces. Both cameras record video and sound when activated by motion
Amenities
Pets allowed
Kitchen / Kitchenette
Internet / Wifi
Parking
Dishwasher
TV
Garden
Family friendly
Map of Astoria, OR
Reviews
4.3/5.0
Excellent(70 Reviews)
5.0
The Painted Lady earned her name for the vivid blue exterior which stands out in a quiet NE neighborhood overlooking historic Astoria and the Columbia River. The second story apartment has high ceilings, multiple tall windows and a Victorian ambiance. The kitchen and is a wonderful place to gather around the dining table for good food, conversation and views of the marine traffic below. Except for the dim bedside reading lights, it was perfect. Come prepared with food and drink because the closest grocery stores and restaurants are a minimum of a 10-minute walk away.
5.0
Great location just a few blocks from the Goonies house in Astoria - perfect place for a fan to stay! Beautiful property, perfectly situated near grocery store, nature trail, places of interest yet still quiet and peaceful.
3.0
Charming Victorian style decor. Quiet and comfortable.
We found that the kitchen was cramped. Preparing food was difficult as there was only minimal utensils.
Lots of steps to access home. Not recommended for older folks to climb.
Beautiful view from kitchen!
Repairs needed in bathrooms.
Downstairs neighbors were great!
Pleasant enough, but pricey for what we got in return.
4.0
Old Victorian home converted into an apartment. Furniture is old and worn out. Mistresses very uncomfortable. Lots of stairs to climb.
5.0
The house was extremely clean, well-organized and thoughtfully arranged. Everything we needed was on hand and easy to find, and what a delight to have a full kitchen! The house is tucked away from the main part of town, but easily accessible via walking (if you don't mind a few hills) or driving. We occasionally heard the tenants on the lower level, but the noise wasn't bothersome and didn't last past 8pm or so. Beds were all very comfortable, even the pullout. Would stay there again in a heartbeat.
5.0
We were in Astoria for a four day music festival. We didn’t spend a lot of time at this house. However, when we did we were extremely impressed by the updated furnishings. The view was amazing. We will definitely be coming back.
5.0
House was extremely clean and well-organized. Everything we needed was on hand and easy to find. Communication was great and the check-in and check-out processes were very simple. The house was in a quiet location but just a few blocks off the main drag, easily accessible to restaurants and shops. And the best part was the sea lion lullabies! Those suckers are LOUD. Would definitely stay there again!
3.0
Pros: The historic painted lady is adorable, and has a lovely river view and lots of sea lion sounds. Communication and self check-in were easy to follow. We were able to bring our small dog, and there were thoughtful touches for her, like doggy towels and poo bags, as well as food and water bowls. The cleanliness was very good in the more important areas: bathrooms, kitchen, bedding, towels. The neighborhood was quiet.
Cons: There are a lot of tchockies and fabrics throughout that are quite outdated and dusty, and there is a fairly heavy chemical cleanser/scent, so we had to keep the windows open to avoid headaches. We were also so disappointed that the clawfoot tub was not available for use, as this was a selling point for us. The main drawback was the beds; the mattresses are way too firm and broken down. I resorted to sleeping curled up on the couch 2 nights, just to avoid a trip to the chiropractor.
For me, the cons outweighed the pros, so I will stay elsewhere on my next visit to Astoria.
5.0
Quaint home, just as described, beautiful view, well fitted out, very comfortable stay.
5.0
Our first time in Astoria, OR. What a charming city. The house was very comfortable and well supplied. The location was perfect! We will definitely be visiting again in the future.
5.0
Quaint home, just as described, beautiful view, well fitted out, very comfortable stay.
5.0
Our first time in Astoria, OR. What a charming city. The house was very comfortable and well supplied. The location was perfect! We will definitely be visiting again in the future.
5.0
Pleasant, comfortable place to stay.
Two couples (senior citizens) stayed for 3 nights. The weather was beautiful, warm and clear. The accommodations were clean, the beds comfortable, the showers strong and hot. Was pleasant to sit on chairs on veranda and watch large ships go by. Restaurants, grocery store and sights to see are all within short driving distance. Only caveat is that stairs are narrow and steep and difficult to negotiate with luggage for someone with a bum knee.
5.0
What a beautiful place to stay! Great decor, comfy beds, great kitchen with a fabulous view. Will definitely return.
5.0
Beautiful!
What a beautiful place to stay! Great decor, comfy beds, great kitchen with a fabulous view. Will definitely return.
5.0
As a group of six adults, we really enjoyed the location, the views, the ease to get to various locations nearby on foot... The house was a little tight with six adults, as two had to stay on the fold out couch in the common area, and we did not really have a spot to enjoy the outdoors since the yard is for the long-term tenant. That would be my only wish/suggestion is to have outdoor space to be able to hang out and spread out. Overall the stay was great! There's more than enough space for four adults! Plenty of bathrooms!
5.0
Great stay!
As a group of six adults, we really enjoyed the location, the views, the ease to get to various locations nearby on foot... The house was a little tight with six adults, as two had to stay on the fold out couch in the common area, and we did not really have a spot to enjoy the outdoors since the yard is for the long-term tenant. That would be my only wish/suggestion is to have outdoor space to be able to hang out and spread out. Overall the stay was great! There's more than enough space for four adults! Plenty of bathrooms!
5.0
"She is a beautiful painted Lady!"
We loved every quaint room!
So excited to read this old girl is having a new exterior paint job this May! 2022. Looking forward to the 3rd bath shower fine' as well. Seeking quiet and found it! Cheers, the Millard clan
5.0
This property was just right for 2 couples for a weekend. Both cozy and functional. Kitchen is well appointed and bright. And a lovely view of the Columbia!
5.0
Happy 75th birthday party!
"She is a beautiful painted Lady!"
We loved every quaint room!
So excited to read this old girl is having a new exterior paint job this May! 2022. Looking forward to the 3rd bath shower fine' as well. Seeking quiet and found it! Cheers, the Millard clan
5.0
Cozy weekend getaway
This property was just right for 2 couples for a weekend. Both cozy and functional. Kitchen is well appointed and bright. And a lovely view of the Columbia!
4.0
Fantastic location, beautiful views. Lots of stairs. We came during an unusual snow storm and both the walkway and steps to the porch were treacherously icy. No shovel or ice melt available. We went and looked to purchase ourselves and none to be found! Fortunately, it all melted off by the last full day we were there. We had an AWD drive car, which was quite helpful and definitely recommended in the snow on the hills in the neighborhood. The snow was beautiful, but made everything a bit harder, especially without access to a shovel/ice melt.
House was as expected, comfortable enough for us! We loved the view! It was quite chilly in the house when we arrived, but it warmed up quickly and was nice and cozy! Excellent shower pressure! House was very clean. Some of the outlets didn't appear to work.
They were very accommodating to us when we asked to allow my 65+ yr old parents to be able to visit us during the day (since covid numbers were high again), exceeding our allowed guest count. We really appreciated that last minute accommodation!
Overall, great visit, thank you!
4.0
Painted Lady Astoria
Fantastic location, beautiful views. Lots of stairs. We came during an unusual snow storm and both the walkway and steps to the porch were treacherously icy. No shovel or ice melt available. We went and looked to purchase ourselves and none to be found! Fortunately, it all melted off by the last full day we were there. We had an AWD drive car, which was quite helpful and definitely recommended in the snow on the hills in the neighborhood. The snow was beautiful, but made everything a bit harder, especially without access to a shovel/ice melt.
House was as expected, comfortable enough for us! We loved the view! It was quite chilly in the house when we arrived, but it warmed up quickly and was nice and cozy! Excellent shower pressure! House was very clean. Some of the outlets didn't appear to work.
They were very accommodating to us when we asked to allow my 65+ yr old parents to be able to visit us during the day (since covid numbers were high again), exceeding our allowed guest count. We really appreciated that last minute accommodation!
Overall, great visit, thank you!
4.0
Really liked having nice big kitchen for gathering place and ease for 5 or 6 people to comfortably staying together.
5.0
Painted Lady stay
Very cozy, well-provisioned, fun home!
5.0
Wonderfully appointed property with great views of the Columbia River and handy to activities in Astoria.
4.0
The Painted Lady is a quaint and quiet place to stay in Astoria. The owners are very helpful and accommodating. We we had last minute guest shifts that were easily and pleasantly addressed. Ultimately we were only 3 staying in the unit and felt that any more would have been overcrowded. The steps up to the unit are very steep and we couldn't find an outside light for illumination. Altho there are 3 beds, the third is a sofa bed, in the living room, and the one sleeping there either sets the bedtime for the group or is at the mercy of any night owls! If you are in Astoria for its charm and history, this could be a great little place to stay; for us it was perfectly adequate.
4.0
Quaint but small
The Painted Lady is a quaint and quiet place to stay in Astoria. The owners are very helpful and accommodating. We we had last minute guest shifts that were easily and pleasantly addressed. Ultimately we were only 3 staying in the unit and felt that any more would have been overcrowded. The steps up to the unit are very steep and we couldn't find an outside light for illumination. Altho there are 3 beds, the third is a sofa bed, in the living room, and the one sleeping there either sets the bedtime for the group or is at the mercy of any night owls! If you are in Astoria for its charm and history, this could be a great little place to stay; for us it was perfectly adequate.
5.0
Very lovely place to stay in Astoria. Would stay at again. It has character. Lots of steep stairs to get to floor. Each bedroom has it's own bathroom with third bathroom off dining room area. Great view from dining room.
2.0
The website photos were accurate and showed an older, unique, two-bedroom home. We enjoyed the view and the beds were comfortable. The home, however, was not safe.
The front stairs were extremely dangerous, with the top step loose and attached with tar paper (see photo), loose steps which have tar paper and other debris piled on (photo) and a hand rail for the second story landing about 18" high. Inside there are two walls with exposed insulation and studs and a bathroom under construction (see photo) and another with black mold in the shower. Renting a home in such disrepair for over $450 a night was a disappointment, to say the least.
2.0
Unsafe home
The website photos were accurate and showed an older, unique, two-bedroom home. We enjoyed the view and the beds were comfortable. The home, however, was not safe.
The front stairs were extremely dangerous, with the top step loose and attached with tar paper (see photo), loose steps which have tar paper and other debris piled on (photo) and a hand rail for the second story landing about 18" high. Inside there are two walls with exposed insulation and studs and a bathroom under construction (see photo) and another with black mold in the shower. Renting a home in such disrepair for over $450 a night was a disappointment, to say the least.
5.0
We had a great experience. The house is in good condition, and is in a great location for exploring Astoria. We liked the location on Irving, just far enough out of the main strip of town to be quiet, yet close enough to explore the sites. We loved the old, Victorian “painted lady” style architecture. Would definitely stay here again and will recommend to friends.
5.0
The location was perfect! The house was so amazing. The first thing we saw when we pulled in was a deer in the backyard area. It was so picturesque. Astoria is wonderful town to visit also. So many beautiful things to see. We recommend this beautiful home 100%. A trip we will never forget♥️
5.0
Fun and unique place to stay and explore the town of Astoria
We had a great experience. The house is in good condition, and is in a great location for exploring Astoria. We liked the location on Irving, just far enough out of the main strip of town to be quiet, yet close enough to explore the sites. We loved the old, Victorian “painted lady” style architecture. Would definitely stay here again and will recommend to friends.
5.0
Must Stay!
The location was perfect! The house was so amazing. The first thing we saw when we pulled in was a deer in the backyard area. It was so picturesque. Astoria is wonderful town to visit also. So many beautiful things to see. We recommend this beautiful home 100%. A trip we will never forget♥️
5.0
Such a quaint house with everything you need to have a lovely weekend in Astoria. They thought of everything. The kitchen is so well equipped as are the rooms. One bathroom was under construction but it was fine you could use the toilet and the sink and there were two other full baths. The masks on the wall are a little scary but otherwise the house is beautiful. Thanks!
5.0
Beautiful Victorian with Great Views
Such a quaint house with everything you need to have a lovely weekend in Astoria. They thought of everything. The kitchen is so well equipped as are the rooms. One bathroom was under construction but it was fine you could use the toilet and the sink and there were two other full baths. The masks on the wall are a little scary but otherwise the house is beautiful. Thanks!
5.0
My partner and I just wanted a weekend get-away and this was the perfect stay. The house was quirky and comfortable. We had everything we needed and more. In the mornings we watched the boats and drank coffee and at night we sat on the porch and looked at the stars. We could not have asked for a better location for a relaxing weekend at the coast.
5.0
Perfect Goonie Weekend
My partner and I just wanted a weekend get-away and this was the perfect stay. The house was quirky and comfortable. We had everything we needed and more. In the mornings we watched the boats and drank coffee and at night we sat on the porch and looked at the stars. We could not have asked for a better location for a relaxing weekend at the coast.
4.0
painted lady
Funky and inviting place, but the bedroom with the lace and garlands is a bit much. The kitchen is great, very user friendly. And what a luxury to have 3 bathrooms!
FAQs
How much does this condo cost compared to others in Astoria?
The average price for a rental in Astoria is $149 per night. This rental is $113 above the average.
Is parking included with this condo?
Yes, parking is listed as an amenity at 'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w\/ River View!. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.
Is there a pool at this condo?
We didn’t find pool listed as an amenity for this condo. It may be worth double checking if a pool is important for your stay.
Is 'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w\/ River View! pet friendly?
Yes! This condo is pet-friendly. For more information, we recommend contacting the booking provider about animal policies.
What amenities are available at 'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w\/ River View!?
We found 8 amenities for this rental. This includes pets allowed, kitchen / kitchenette, internet / wifi, parking, and dishwasher.
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