We Hate F Tourists
Top rated by guests
9.1Outstanding
(3,611 Ratings)
"Wow, best hostel ever. From the room view to the price, to the rooftop bar to the lounge downstairs - amazing. But it was Demat (I’m probably spelling the name wrong) at reception, who even gave me a ..."
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Central Location
Concierge services
Free WiFi/internet
Free Parking
Air conditioning
Non-smoking
Bar
Kitchen
Balcony/Terrace
WiFi/Internet
Shared living spaces
Garden
Family friendly
Smoking allowed
Safe
Accessible by lift
Key card access
Housekeeping available
Fire alarm
Fire extinguisher
Cleaning products
9 / 10Outstanding·Sep 2026
Super nice hostel with very friendly and kindly staff:) best for few nights in Lisbon
Location is not super central but is close to a metro
10 / 10Outstanding·Sep 2026
Wow, best hostel ever. From the room view to the price, to the rooftop bar to the lounge downstairs - amazing. But it was Demat (I’m probably spelling the name wrong) at reception, who even gave me a lovely note when I checked out, who made the difference. I’ve been struggling a bit lately and her kindness and love was just, so appreciated and wonderful to receive. I’m so grateful!!!
Nada
9 / 10Outstanding·Aug 2026
Close to everything walking distance, the staff is so welcoming, it has so many great events as well over there, very nice hostel even for a couple with a private room. Not too loud. Comfortable beds.
A bit noisy, bring earplugs as they might be drunk neighbors after their pub crawl. The door is slamming as well so beware.
10 / 10Outstanding·Aug 2026
I loved my stay here. Fabian received me in the middle of the night still with enthusiasm. I loved the people I met here. So good atmosphere. I wish I stayed here bit longer. Pub crawl is ultimate. I loved it so much.
During breakfast, I was treated bit different from the rest of the people. I felt bit sad, didn't wanna make my day worse by addressing it. Like if someone asks for something that staff was so polite, when I asked for the same she just pointed where it is bit harshly.
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Top rated by guests
9.1Outstanding
(3,611 Ratings)
"Wow, best hostel ever. From the room view to the price, to the rooftop bar to the lounge downstairs - amazing. But it was Demat (I’m probably spelling the name wrong) at reception, who even gave me a ..."
Verified guestDon't miss out! Price and availability may change
FAQs
Is parking included with this hostel?
Parking is not specified as an available amenity at We Hate F Tourists. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.
Is there a pool at this hostel?
We didn’t find pool listed as an amenity for this hostel. It may be worth double checking if a pool is important for your stay.
Is We Hate F Tourists pet friendly?
Unfortunately, this hostel is not pet-friendly. Try searching again and filter for "Pets Allowed"
What amenities are available at We Hate F Tourists?
We found 20 amenities for this rental. This includes concierge services, free wifi/internet, free parking, air conditioning, and non-smoking.
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